[ while the previous setting had been oddly apropros for the two of them, given the way their relationship had been stretched taut by their meeting in the punishment room—this setting? is absolutely absurd. to begin with, while blade certainly looks younger than his nearly 800 years, he doubts that he could ever convince anyone that he's a teenager, even an older one. furthermore, just like manuela, the idea of him seducing someone is... well. fairly ridiculous, if he's being honest.

in comparison to the previous film blade had done more to study the script of this one, at least to ensure that he's not missing any major beats, but it's almost certainly for the best that there's not a whole lot of dialogue in compared to the, er, "action." ]

Oh... hey. [ dialogue that feels as awkward in blade's mouth as it sounds spoken aloud, but he's committed at least. ] Nothing much... I was just thinking about yesterday.

[ it's a silly premise. glimpsing his stepmother changing through an open bedroom door and running away with it? blade would never. yet here they are. ]

You know, how you left your door open for me... I like those panties on you.

[ kill him. —oh wait. ]